TOUGH AS DIAMONDS
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
7:40PM - what Lola wants Lola gets.
the new SHAK mascot....
Saturday, April 2, 2005
4:59PM - okay... yeah.
So anyway...i wanted to say that those of you who are not in SHAK, and have the obscenly amazing privelege of reading our community posts, should not be critical of what they are incapable of understanding. You may not understand our clever, witty humor or, the irony of our inside jokes, as you cannot enjoy the sheer pleasure of our company. My guess is, that if you have spent your time creating a livejournal all your own, simply to slander ours, then you have some serious problems. Frankly, i don't have the time or energy to waste on your idioacy. Anyone who would criticize that poem, which was a published work of ART(Fuckyou magazine), shouldn't be aloud to enjoy our entries. I know you're jealous, but don't hate us because we're better than you, AND have our own flyers. We can't help it. We don't even try.
Thursday, March 31, 2005
..and well aren't we fruitily plump?
OKAY YOU LITTLE FUCKING WHORE YOU.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
LISTEN TO THE WORDS I AM GOING TO TYPE HERE OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER
YOU ARE A WACKO
YOU MADE A LIVEJOURNAL SO YOU COULD INSULT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THAT IS YOUR ONLYYYYYY REASON, WHICH MAKES YOU
A FUCKING WHORE
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
YOU BETTER FUCKING JUST SAYY IT.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
I AM NOT PLUMP YOU GOD DAMN BITCH
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH.
SHAK FUCKING HATES YOUR FUCKING GUTS.
EW. PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH US MAKE ME SO MAAAAAAAAD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
STOP BEING A PSYCHO BITCH.
Monday, February 14, 2005
Monday, November 29, 2004
Okay so I have decided we must go to the Caribbean it would be so much fun. I had fun and i was with a person who is in a religious colt imagine if SHAK went. So yeah we are doing it!
Friday, September 24, 2004
we are totally party girls.
except, guys, i not perfect anymore. i have a zit.
Monday, September 6, 2004
"I used to live in Rhinebeck,
bu now i live in Staatsburg.
I used to have two dogs,
but now I no dogs.
I used to like toys,
but now i like talking on the phone.
I used to want to be a teacher,
but now i don't want to be a teacher.
I used to be 6,
but now I'm 12."
Words of wisdom wrtten by an aspiring young poet.
what do YOU think?
yeah so my room is emaculate. Oh yeah and Thank GOd i didn't go to the lakehouse last weekend...my grandmother had some plans for me. Apparently my grandma had planned to fix me up with two guys, neither of which belonged to the military. Well at least one of them had a boat. My grandpa apparently buys my grandmother red, laced underwear. O God!! Well now im at Kristens and we're cleaning hr rooma dn heather tells me she tidid up over there. So SHAk is once again impecably clean, organized and as usual, perfect.
"We drank, ate and felt merry, but then Mary went home." -Fred (from the nursinghome)
Thursday, August 19, 2004
i cant figure out whats wrong with mtv.
but, they suck for not letting us on tv.
ESPECIALLY SINCE US LADIES HIT SUCH FEIRCE BEATS.
by the way, i like joes brother hahaha
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Okay so everyone in SHAK has posted except for me so I feel it is time for me to post but I haven't got anything to say really so I am going to tell you guys a little story...
Saturday morning Alicia and i were making roast beef sandwiches for Shannon's birthday bash which we were having down by the river. so we finish that and have Shannon's party which was going good until this park ranger guy told us we had to move my car so we start to pack up all the things and left. then Monday night we go to drive Shannon home from my house and we smell something really gross. we can't find out where it is coming from until we look in the trunk and find the roast beef sandwiches Alicia and i made. it smelt so bad i could not go near them without gagging. well we made my brother go out and clean it up but it still smelled really bad in my trunk so heather grabs a bottle of unscented hair spray and sprayed it all over the trunk of my car which made it sticky and it still smells bad.
Oh and I can't find heather anywhere.
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
hm...yeah sucks to be the only one not invited to a hang out. Thanks guys.
3:02PM - Anyone can understand why i drink, IM WASHED UP. and its because im not being properly represented
I've come to the conclusion that I am in dire need of a P.R. person. yes, that's right, i need an agent. Why? because i need the world to see what i have to offer. I need the people to understand that I am a piece of art, and I desire nothing less than to be noticed.
And, as my Agent, I expect you to get me an invite to the VMA's.
So, anyone who is interested in being my P.R. person, please contact me as soon as possible. Experiance is a must.
Also, this application must be filled out:
Full Name -
Type of Car Driven -
Favorite Color -
How do you feel about working late to achieve the tasks given by your employer?
How do you plan to put my name out on the scene?
Would you be embarrassed to go to outrageous lengths for my career?
Do you understand the importance of a job well done?
Would you be willing to let your own social/school life suffer to please your emplyoer?
Your feelings on:
Name Dropping -
Describe your style -
Explain why I should hire you -
Name all four members of my clique and give the clique's name -
there is a small chance that we might be on mtv's TRUE LIFE - IM IN A CLIQUE.
i submitted a letter to them about us. haha.
anyway i reall want to be prom queen so im thinking im going to get a breast lift and some lipo. yeah and me and kristen WORKED OUT before. that sucked.
i dyed my hair and it fucking came out brown.. and now im average. im a brown head. i cant deal with it. and i broke my rubberband, if you know what i mean.
anyway the point of this is WE MIGHT REALLY BE ON REALITY TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, August 14, 2004
8:00PM - no problem!
so these are pictures from last night.. WE ARE CRAZY!
okay okay, we're hott. we know
Friday, August 13, 2004
at least some people are lesbians, take that.
-and yes, we know who you are... that's the beauty of IP logs.
Thursday, August 12, 2004
hey just so every cycber creep out there knows,
shak is not afraid of you. INSULT AWAY! just expect to be insulted back.
you fucking idiots
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
it sucks to be me because
1.) im not coming home on time.
2.) I really miss everyone and its depressing.
3.) My armpits are sweating.
yeah yeah i know...its the pits.
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
well ladies, the shak reunion is coming up! I'll be home friday morning, so im assuming we'll have a get together friday night? it'll be a double celebration, though. my homecoming AND my permit party!!!!!!
yesterday i got two of the cutest pairs of shoes ever, and i cant wait to share all of my other splurges with you.
ps. if you have any idea what you guys want to actually DO on friday, comment! and i have a new cell phone so call meeeeeeee. my ring tone is TIPSY. haha